Whoo today is the first day of our mad atl trip. It started with a long drive
to columbus (GA) actually, because that's where kims test is.
The GPS took us on some highways instead of the interstate the whole way, which
kim didn't like so much. I thought it was kind of fun though because the scenery
was much more interesting which kept me awake better. Even hot to see a few
towns which I enjoy. I suppose the interstate is better as a pasebher though.
Anyway were laid up st our hotel right now living it large. I'm playing some
sweet sweet ds while kim finishes studying. I may even see about a movie later.
Tomorrow is the bodies exhibit. I'm a little freaked out about it. Not really my
thing but I guess well see how it goes. Its expensive too though. I'm just a
poor bum again though. Woe is me, heh. Not really. Anyway I'm stoked about this
trip because I haven't rally spent any significant time in Atlanta.
I suppose that's it for now.
Today we got up this morning and kim kicked a test in its booty. It was
crazy. While she was doing that I got to partake in the modern marvel of cinema
dodge ball. I liked how they joked about that st the end. Haha.
Next up was a mad dash into Atlanta. It was amazing because we got to drive on
Roosevelt highway. There was fdr little white house and the polio pool cavern
thing and most exciting of all this giant hill that we got to go spiraling down
out of control to our deaths. I loved it.
Then after that in time came the bodies exhibit. There were real live dead
bodies. It was crazy. Kim totally dug them and was touching all up on them and
stuff. It was pretty interesting and completely disgustingly awesome. I mean
seriously real live dead bodies! And the nerves and all that. Crazy! We saw
bodies.
Next was the scary big city where I got lost and we drove in circles for about
16 hours while I cursed in Mexican. That was actually a bit entertaining. The
underground was found and we had a Jamaican feast!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Patties yummy
and jerk chicken yum and rice and peas and fried plantains yummy!! I miss
Jamaica!!!
Next was the coke museum thingy where we got wild and crazy and took pictures
and gorged on soda from around the world. I can't even tell you how exciting
that was for me. I drank like a hoss. Neato!
Now we are at sha rons and kenneths living it up. Eating tons of stuff and
having fun. Yay! Awesome day! We are chilling on an opium couch and are now
about to go hot tubbin.
Today was silly! It was sort of a lazy bum day. We ventured out to get
sunkist and cheetos and also ended up getting sushi and some frozen things that
look like patties. We haven't made those yet because after we got home we found
out that they're not microwaveable and you have to fry them in oil. But were
very excited to try them and see if they taste anything like patties.
We also watched some silly special on the 101 hottest celebrity bodies or
something, god knows what.
After that it was off to a braves game! Traffic sucked but at least we didn't
get lost. There was some type of chemical spill or something that slowed
everything down. The braves game was fun but we lost pretty bad as long as there
wasn't a five run spree in the bottom of the ninth. There were some really loud
and stupid people behind us and down the row was a guy with a baby drooling all
over him. Kim also saw dionne demoran on the big braves vision screen. At least
she's pretty sure it was her. Heh.
Now I am being attacked and must go. Ahhhhhhh!!!!!
Today we went to hell. Oh yeah, it wasn't hell it was six flags. But it was
however, hotter than hell. I think we broke a new heat record. We drank about
600 icees. But really it was only like 10 refills. We rode every single roller
coaster. Goliath was definitely the best. Its the new 200 foot 70 mph one.
However it was not the scarriest. It was like final destination 3. It was this
pretty lame little coaster, but we started to go and then stopped in mid air for
st least a couple minutes. We start cracking jokes with the people in front of
us about it when one of the workers starts running up the side toward us looking
flipped the freak out. Then we start moving and the coaster flies off the track
and we die. It was intense. All that really happened too except one of the
things.
The wooden roller coaster was shaky hell. Avoid the Georgia cyclone at all
costs. Most of all bring fucking gallons of water.
After that we went out to dinner with the people were staying with. We went to
this crazy place where they carry around meat on sticks and cut it off right
onto your plate. It was insane. Sal grosso was the name. And it was absolutely
delicious. But they had mashed potatoes that were out of this world. Kim only
had chicken off the stick, but what she really wanted was lettuce wedges on a
stick. She just told me to shut up. And now she's laughing. Plus we had amazing
cheesecake dessert. Now she is rubbing. ..